bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

motherhenna:

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motherhenna:

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THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

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officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

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krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

hallucinogin-and-tonic:

Wow can you NOT shame people for not eating entirely organic? This person is a vegan trying their damnedest to help animals and the environment tbh if they wanna eat Oreos and potato chips and veggies from costco it’s none of your fucking business sorry not everybody can afford fucking Whole Foods multiple times a week

You are being GROSS. STOP.

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abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

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